What is your name?
DANNY

How old are you?
16 2 MONTHS AND 22 DAYS AND LIKE 18 HOURS OR SUMTHING LIKE THT

When is your birthday?
FEBRUARY 17

How tall are you?
5'9 BUT I HOPE TO GROW TALLAH .

How much do you weigh?
LIKE 1 BILLION LBS IM OBESE

Describe your hair color.
DARK BROWN , WITH DARK RED HIGHLIGHTS

Your eye color...
HAZEL-ISH

What age did you stop believing in Santa Claus?
IM JEWISH

Did you ever get money from the tooth fairy?
NO , MY CHILDHOOD SUCKED ASS

What was your social status in middle school?
THE LONELY ONE

Now what is your social status?
I DRESS LIKE A PREP , BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT HOLLISTER I AM A FULL-BLOWN EMO, AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE LIKE ME

What is your favorite pass time?
FACEBOOK

Are you vegetarian?
NOT REALLY , BUT I BARELY EAT MEAT

What are your religious views?
Atheist. MY MOM THINKS IM JEWISH , AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING THAT SHE THINKS I AM

Political views?
IDK , IM NOT FOND OF POLITICS.

Are you racist?
NO. I LIKE EQUAL TREATMENT , BUT I AM VERY STEREOTYPICAL AT TIMES , AND MAYBE A COUPLE TIMES I HAVE BEEN , OH DEAR

Slightest bit prejudice? Against who?
MAYBE AND IDK

Are you gay/bi/lesbian?
HALF BUTTPIRATE , AND HALF FLAMING HOMO , BUT IM BI

Are you homophobic?
OBVIOUSLY NOT

What are you normally stereotyped as?
PREP/ SMART KID/ NERD/ CUTTER/ FAG

Your friends go to you when...
I DONT THINK MY FRIENDS EVER COME TO ME, MAYBE WHEN THEY DON'T WANNA BE MY FRIENDS ANYMORE OR WHEN THEY WANNA BITCH AT ME

Do you have dreams?
YES !

Have you ever written a full book?
NOPE , BUT I HAVE WRITTEN A LOT OF SHORT STORIES

What is your favorite lyric?
" LOVE IS ALL ABOUT WHISTLES" BY BO BURNHAM FROM THE SONG LOVE IS...

Favorite band?
COBRA STARSHIP !!!!!!!! AND MAYBEH THE AAR

Last band you saw live?
IVE NEVER SEEN A BAND LIVE , :'( SAD FACE

What is your favorite game show?
JEOPARDY ... I GUESS

Are you more scared of Eagle Rays, monkies, or polar bears?
MONKIES , THEY FLING SHIT AND THEY GO WILD , AND THEIR GROSS LOOKING

Have you ever been made fun of for something? What?
FOR BEING THE WAY I AM , PPL TEND TO NOT LIKE ME A LOT

What was the hardest thing in your life so far to overcome?
IDK, HEARTBREAK ???

If you were a color what would you be?
BLACK OR BLUE OR RED

Are you a fast or slow typer?
FAHST

What is your shoe size?
11

Have you ever fallen for your bff?
YEAH , TWICE

Are teen magazines the equivalent of gospel?
UMMM.. NOH IF U THINK THEY R U HAVE ISSUES

What is your most viewed website?
FACEBOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you hate anyone?
NOW I DO

Does anyone hate you?
IM SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE DO

Have you ever felt alone?
WHEN DO I NOT

Have you ever had braces?
YES ... UGH

Do you like to get drunk?
SOMETIMES

Do you know what a tobaggon is?
ITS A WATER SLIDE , AINT IT

What are your nicknames?
DANNY, SEXMUFFIN , BUTTPIRATE .

Do you like the color black more than most colors?
MHM

Best color combination?
BLACK AND RED

Your thoughts on our president........?
EHHHH

If you were US president what would you do first?
I WOULD BUY MYSELF SHIT AND THEN HELP HISPANIC PPL , JKJKJK IDK I CANT BE PRESIDENT

[1] Who was the last person you texted?
GEANNA

[2] You were in the car with?
MOTHA

[3] Last person you hung out with?
CAROLINE .

[4] Last person you went to the movies with?
PLZ, DONT REMIND ME OF THAT BITCH

[5] You messaged/​​commented on MySpace?
JON ON FACEBOOK

[6] You talked to on the phone?
GEANNA

[7] Had a sex conversation with?
MY SISTER .

[8] Yelled at?
MY BROTHER


(Only answer with True or False)

Q: Kissed some one on your top friends?
NEVER KISSED
Q: Been searched By Cops?
YES , ALL THE TIME.
Q: Been suspended?
NEVAH
Q: Sat on a roof top?
NOH , SAD FACE
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
YES , FUCK MY BROTHER
Q: Played a prank on someone?
I DONT RECALL IT
Q: Shot a real gun?
OH YEAH , THATS WHY THE COPS ARE LOOKING FOR ME
Q: Donated Blood?
I FUCKING WANTED TO , BUT BITCHDUCK DIDNT LET E
WOULD YOU RATHER:

[1]Be serious or be funny?
BOTH.

[2] Go to the beach or mountains?
MOUNTAINS , FUCKING HATE THE BEACH

[3] Die in a fire or die getting shot?
YAY , DRIVE-BY

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

[1] Sun or moon?
MOON ???

[2] Winter or fall?
FALL

[3] Left or right?
RIGHT .

[4] Black and white or colored?
Black and white.

[5]Do You Wanna get married?
YEAH , SOMEDAY HOPEFULLY

IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS HAVE YOU:

[1] Kissed someone?
NOPE, NEVAH

[2] Been hugged by someone?
YUSH SIR

[3] Been poked by someone?
UGH .. YES UGHHHHHHHH

[4] Cried?
I THINK SO , CANT REMEMBER

[5] Gotten in a fist fight?
YES , CUZ IM SO BAD

[6] Told someone you loved them?
NOT IN THE WAY THE QUESTION IS ASKING

[7] Held hands with someone?
YES...